Well, now then Mardy Bum
I see your frown
And it's like looking down the barrel of a gun
And it goes offAnd out come all these words
Oh there's a very pleasant side to you
A side I much preferIt's one that laughs and jokes around
Remember cuddles in the kitchen
Yeah, to get things off the groundAnd it was up, up and away
Oh, but it's right hard to remember that
On a day like today when you're all argumentative
And you've got the face on
Well, now then Mardy Bum
Oh I'm in trouble again, aren't I?
I thought as much'Cause you turned over there
And pulling that silent disappointment face
The one that I can't bearWell can't we just laugh and joke around?
Remember cuddles in the kitchen
Yeah, to get things off the groundAnd it was up, up and away
Oh, but it's right hard to remember that
On a day like today when you're all argumentative
And you've got the face onAnd yeah I'm sorry I was late
But I missed the train
And then the traffic was a state
And I can't be arsed to carry on in this debate
That reoccurs, oh when you say I don't care
But of course I do, yeah I clearly do!
So laugh and joke around
Remember cuddles in the kitchen
Yeah, to get things off the ground
And it was up, up and away
Aw but it's right hard to remember that
On a day like today when you're all argumentative
And you've got the face on
