A pirate walks into the bar
The bartender ask
What's with the steering wheel in your pants?
And the pirate says
Arrr it's driving me nuts.Now I've been riding 'cross the seven seas
Looking for a girl from another fantasy
I keep a big ship
They call me Captain Kid.
I got the eye patch
Tri hat
Rollin' like a pirate
Shiver my timbers
F*ck you till you're limber
Freaky deaky
Till you get leaky
Like Run DMC it's tricky
So animated might as well call me Mickey
Pedal to the medal
Red eyes like a devil
Raise the white flag
Can't reach my level
Like arrr arrr
Flow sick like SARS
XXX till I hit your mark
Ahoy!
Ahoy!
I put that happy to the joy
F*ck with me
And I'll play you like a GameBoy
Ninja
Skin ya
Throw you in a blender
Chop chop chop
I'm a motherf*cking pirate
Yo Ho Ho
And a bottle of rum we go
It's my duty
To please that booty
Yo Ho Ho
And a bottle of rum we go
It's my duty
To please that booty
Yo Ho Ho
And a bottle fo rum we go
It's my duty
To please that booty
Yo Ho Ho
It's a pirate's life for me
It's a pirate's life for meYooo hooo
Ha-ha sorry b*tch
I wasn't callin' your name
We be burnin' so hot
You can't even capture the flame
Uhuh
Street rat, hood rat?
Freak with tats, spoiled brat?
No, wait, guess again
I'm a motherf*ckin' pirate
I'm over you like I just dunk
Battle ship you just got sunk
Boy you think you can handle this?
Is your port hole big enough for my ship?
It's not the motion of the ocean
And size is a thing
Cos we ain't getting nowhere
With these f*cking water wings
I used to be ballin'
Now I'm just straight dunkin'
Gold stars for my rhymes
I got all the boys suckin'
Jealous b*tches start hatin'
Cos it's not them that we f*ckin'
That game you claim you play
Is the game that I'm runnin'Yo Ho Ho
And a bottle we go
It's my duty
To please that booty
Yo Ho Ho
And a bottle we go
It's my duty
To please that booty
And a bottle we go
It's my duty
To please that bootyYo Ho Ho
It's a pirate's life for me
It's a pirate's life for meNow and then we had a hope
That if we lived and were good
God would permit us to be pirates.Yo Ho Ho
It's a pirate's life for me
Yo Ho Ho
It's a pirate's life for meFire!Yo Ho Ho
And a bottle we go
It's my duty
To please that booty
Yo Ho Ho
And a bottle we go
It's my duty
To please that booty
And a bottle we go
It's my duty
To please that booty
Yo Ho Ho
It's a pirate's life for me
It's a pirate's life for meYo Ho Ho
It's a pirate's life for me
Yo Ho Ho
It's a pirate's life for me
I'm a pirate n*gga!
