Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone, so leave a message at the tone
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anythingI'm gonna kick my feet up, then stare at the fan
Turn the TV on, throw my hand in my pants
Nobody's gon' tell me I can't, noI'll be lounging on the couch, just chilling in my Snuggie
Click to MTV, so they can teach me how to dougie
'Cause in my castle I'm the freaking manOh yes, I said it, I said it, I said it 'cause I canToday I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone, so leave a message at the tone
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
Nothing at all
Woo-hoo, woo-hoo, hoo
Nothing at all
Woo-hoo, woo-hoo, hooTomorrow I'll wake up, do some P90X
Meet a really nice girl, have some really nice sex
And she's gonna scream out "this is great" (Oh my God, this is great)I might mess around and get my college degree
I bet my old man will be so proud of me
But sorry pops, you'll just have to waitOh yes, I said it, I said it, I said it 'cause I canToday I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone, so leave a message at the tone
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anythingNo, I ain't gonna comb my hair
'Cause I ain't going anywhere
No, no, no, no, no, no-no, no-no
I'll just strut in my birthday suit
And let everything hang loose
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah, yeah-yeah, yeahOh, today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone, so leave a message at the tone
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anythingNothing at all
Woo-hoo, woo-hoo, hoo
Nothing at all
Woo-hoo, woo-hoo, hoo
Nothing at all