Ooh, you wanna have a fantasy tonight
Call 1-800-555-dick-2...Today on DiCaprio's World Discoveries,
I'm here backstage at a hip-hop concert
I just spotted a gaggle of rappers
I see loads and loads of cash in their bags
I see guns with extended clips that
Don't even fit the guns in their
Trousers. So what he's trying to say
I'm so tough don't mess with me
I'm the baddest bloke on the blockSusan, I've found another lover
Well so have I, Demetrius, it's over
Breaking news on DiCaprio 2
Channel two, at two. Take it, John
I'm on DiCaprio lane, Jason,
In the Mirrorland casino where
There seem to be two niggas
About to jump ready to die
I'm here on the scene with a witness
Oh yeah?
Is that right?
Interesting
(Do it!, Don't do it!, He's doin' it, dude!)
Oh, shit, there they go
Ahh
