When the outside temperature rises
And the meaning is so clear
One thousand and one yellow daffodils
Begin to dance in front of you, dearAre they trying to tell you something?
You're missing that one final screw
You're simply not in the pink, my dear
To be honest you haven't got a clueI'm going slightly mad
I'm going slightly mad
It finally happened, happened
It finally happened
It finally happened
I'm slightly mad!
Oh dear!I'm one card short of a full deck
I'm not quite the shilling
One wave short of a shipwreck
I'm not at my usual top billingI'm coming down with a fever
I'm really out to sea
This kettle is boiling over
I think I'm a banana treeOh dear!I'm going slightly mad
I'm going slightly mad
It finally happened, happened
It finally happened
It finally happened
I'm slightly mad!Oh dear!
I'm knitting with only one needle
Unravelling fast its true
I'm driving only three wheels these days
But my dear how about you?I'm going slightly mad
I'm going slightly mad
It finally happened
It finally happened, yes
It finally happened
I'm slightly mad!
Just very slightly mad!
And there you have it!
