There's a time of which none speak
A secret time lost in the briny deep
You know all about
Half time
Big time
Break time
Lunch time
Dinner dinner time
Tea time
Free time
Me time
You'd undo if you could travel in time
Space-time
Face time
Hard time
Hammertime
In the meantime
Miller time
Day time
Snack time
Nap time
Night time
Bath time
Bed time
Business time
But don't forget about
Nilla wafer top hat time
It's the time you wear a hat made of nilla wafers
Nilla wafer top hat time
It's the best time in the history of mankind
One day
(Knock knock)
There was a knock on my door
A mysterious drifter was on the other side
In his hands was a box
And on lips were the words
"Listen closely. I don't have much time"
Then he reached in the box
And pulled out a nilla wafer top hat from inside
He said "Wear it when it's time"
And I said "What time?"
And then he died
Later I realized what he was talking about
Nilla wafer top hat time
It's the time you wear a hat made out of nilla wafers
Nilla wafer top hat time
It's the best time in the history of mankind
Nilla wafer top hat time x5